my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
i cried about the eggs
we all cried about the eggs
I remember singing this when I was little and my uncle told me my music taste wasn’t age appropriate
i love this song
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.