AnonymousLIKE A CANDLE, LIT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, LIKE A CANDLLLLE, WHEN UR WAX RUNS, DOWN MY SIDE.
Anonymousmy mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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i cried about the eggs
we all cried about the eggs
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via if-only-i-could-love-you (originally wolverbby)
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I remember singing this when I was little and my uncle told me my music taste wasn’t age appropriate
i love this song
via if-only-i-could-love-you (originally damn-princess)
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
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What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?
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